Hello All,
Another funny post about Microsoft and GitHub. This one comes from the latest RISKS mailing list digest:
Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2018 10:34:09 -0700
From: Lauren Weinstein <
lauren@vortex.com>
Subject: Microsoft to acquire GitHub for $7.5 billion
via NNSquad
Microsoft Corp. on Monday announced it has reached an agreement to acquire GitHub, the world's leading software development platform where more than 28 million developers learn, share and collaborate to create the future. Together, the two companies will empower developers to achieve more at every stage of the development lifecycle, accelerate enterprise use of GitHub, and bring Microsoft's developer tools and services to new audiences.
All GitHub users forthwith will be required to run Windows 10 or subsequent Microsoft operating systems with all privacy options disabled, manage their code only by voice via Cortana, and install the new Microsoft Clippy 2018! Microsoft Office Assistant on all of their devices. Microsoft will now scan all GitHub materials for patent infringement and turn violators over to local authorities for arrest.
Later,
Sean
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