• Islamic Paradise

    From Mullah Lodabullah@3:800/432 to All on Saturday, February 03, 2007 14:50:41
    Islamic Paradise
    Not by Al Yankovic


    As I walk through the valley actin' like a Ghurka
    I try to look at my wife; she's very plain in her burkha
    But that's just perfect for a mozzie like me
    You know, I shun fancy things like music & color TV
    At 4:30 in the morning I'm makin' bombzz
    Mullah Dadullah feeds the hostages and Ahmed blows... fool
    And I've been makin' and blowin' so long that
    Even Osama thinks that my mind is gone
    I'm a man of the Koran, I'm into discipline
    Got a Koran in my hand and a beard on my chin
    But if I finish all of my bombzz and you finish thine
    Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1499

    We been spending most our lives
    Living in an Islamic paradise
    I've bombzed busses once or twice
    Living in an Islamic paradise
    It's hard work and sacrifice
    Living in an Islamic paradise
    We sell quilts at discount price
    Living in an Islamic paradise

    * Origin: Xaragmata / Adelaide SA telnet://xaragmata.thebbs.org (3:800/432)