• Jokes for musicians

    From Finnigann to all on Thursday, December 21, 2000 00:42:00
    Starting Your Day On The Right Note, or Slamming Your Garage Band

    A guitar player and a drummer are walking down the street.
    They walk past this bar... well, it could happen.

    Q: What's the definition of Perfect Pitch?
    A: When you toss a banjo into a dumpster and it hits an accordion.

    Q: How do you know when there's a harmonica player at the door?
    A: He doesn't have the key, he just comes in whenever the hell he feels like it.

    Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
    A: Homeless!

    Q: What do you call 1,695 violins at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start!

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