• Time Lord Snoopy

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Sunday, July 13, 2014 00:01:58
    Hello Everybody,

    Why is it that Doctor Who never mentions his real name?
    He has been asked, many times, by several people (and aliens).
    But never has he ever said a single word as to who (or what)
    he really is.

    Thanks to Jim Hines, we can all rest easy. His theory explains
    quite a lot about the doctor. As well as the doctor's companion.
    Not to mention the master's true identity.

    Yes, my friends, Snoopy is a Time Lord. And Woodstock is his
    faithful companion. And remember, the Stupid Cat Next Door is
    actually the Master.

    Of course, we all should have realized it from the start.
    The TARDIS is not a police box. It is a doghouse. Everybody
    knows that. Except maybe Charlie Brown.

    http://jimhines.livejournal.com/739685.html

    For those who are curious as to other Time Lords amongst us -

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TimeLord/ComicBooks

    --Lee

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  • From BOB KLAHN@1:123/140 to LEE LOFASO on Monday, July 21, 2014 20:48:00

    Why is it that Doctor Who never mentions his real name?
    He has been asked, many times, by several people (and
    aliens). But never has he ever said a single word as to who
    (or what) he really is.

    He is The Doctor. He is a Gelyfraian Time Lord. Sheesh.

    Thanks to Jim Hines, we can all rest easy. His theory
    explains quite a lot about the doctor. As well as the
    doctor's companion. Not to mention the master's true
    identity.

    Yes, my friends, Snoopy is a Time Lord. And Woodstock is
    his faithful companion. And remember, the Stupid Cat Next
    Door is actually the Master.

    When you tell it like that, it does make sense...

    Of course, we all should have realized it from the start.
    The TARDIS is not a police box. It is a doghouse.
    Everybody knows that. Except maybe Charlie Brown.

    What makes you so sure? After all, there are more than one
    Tardis. Is there a plural for Tardis, or is the word both
    singular and plural?

    http://jimhines.livejournal.com/739685.html

    For those who are curious as to other Time Lords amongst us

    http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TimeLord/ComicBooks

    Problem is, when did they live among us. Now, or in the distant
    future now, or the past now, or all of them at the same time?


    BOB KLAHN bob.klahn@sev.org http://home.toltbbs.com/bobklahn

    ... Dedicated to the study of cat bathing as a martial art.
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