• Secret Menu

    From Lee Lofaso@2:203/2 to All on Friday, May 06, 2016 01:10:23
    Hello Everybody,

    Ever been to a fast food joint?
    How about McDonald's? Certainly,
    McDonald's is your kind of place.
    Just look at their menu. What is
    there not to want, or like? Well,
    aside from the grilled chicken.
    That stuff is horrible, having been
    defrosted and steamed and more than
    a bit gelatinous, without a doubt
    imported from Thailand or some other
    foreign land that even Buddha tried
    to avoid.

    Can't find anything you like on
    the menu? No problemo. Just ask
    the friendly cashier to ring up
    a sale for a Monster Mac. Or if
    you are a morning person, a Mc10:35
    (Egg McMuffin with a cow on top).

    Still not satisfied? Then order up
    a McGangBang (McChicken sandwich placed
    inside a McDouble). Or a Land, Air, and
    Sea burger (a Big Mac, Filet-O-Fish, and
    McChicken sandwich all stacked together).

    Of course, you can always make up your
    own kind of sandwich and ask the cook to
    prepare it for you. After all, it's your
    money, and the cook's time ...

    --Lee

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  • From Allen Prunty@1:2320/100 to Lee Lofaso on Wednesday, June 08, 2016 23:24:50

    On May 06, 2016 01:08am, Lee Lofaso wrote to All:

    Hello Everybody,

    Ever been to a fast food joint?
    How about McDonald's? Certainly,
    McDonald's is your kind of place.
    Just look at their menu. What is

    McDonalds is not a place I go unless I have absolutely no choices. My doctor used to joke and say "there's nothing thats -real- at McDonalds." And that's not far from the truth. They say their meat is a curious grey color because of the "pink slime" they denied for years then suddenly said they would quit using it.

    We have one down the road from us and we used to smell a "Chemical" smell from the cooked meat, it's starting to smell a little like cooked meat again.

    Their hamburgers are cooked under pressure from frozen till done in less than 20 seconds on a high heat pressure grill. The grill is set up where once the meat is on it two buttons on the bottom have to be pushed for the clamshell to close and it cook the meat under high heat. The grill looks like an industrial metal press... not the way a burger should be cooked.

    That place is like the "Herpes" of fast food too... once a McDonalds opens in your neighborhood you will never be rid of it. And it causes the air aroudn it to stink. We can't even really enjoy sitting outside anymore or opening our windows when the wind blows our way.

    Allen

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