• Mild Amusement

    From Spectre@21:3/101 to Anyone on Friday, April 29, 2022 12:50:00
    Not sure where I found this...

    Operator: 911, what's your emergency?

    Man: A guy just got hit by a car, he needs an ambulance.

    Operator: What's your location?

    Man: I'm on Eucalyptus St,

    Operator: Can you spell that for me?

    Man: (Awkward long pause.)

    Operator: Sir? Are you there?

    Man: I'm gonna drag him over to Pine Street and call straight back.

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