'use strict';

// The Grab Bag v1.1 - a LORD 5.00 JS IGM by Mortifis

var x1 = 0;
var y1 = 0;
var gbv = "v1.1";
var nymphs = [
	{
		name:'Meliai',
		place:'Ash Trees',
		years:2177,	
		story1:'I was a very young girl when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:1,
		charm:10,
		exp:90
	},
	{
		name:'Oreiades',
		place:'Mountain Trees',
		years:2317,	
		story1:'I was a young wife when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:0,
		charm:10,
		exp:90
	},
	{
		name:'Hamadryads',
		place:'Oak Trees',
		years:2286,	
		story1:'I was a shy school girl when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:0,
		charm:5,
		exp:90
	},
	{
		name:'Malaides',
		place:'Fruit Trees',
		years:2981,	
		story1:'I was a mother of thirten children when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:3,
		charm:50,
		exp:75
	},
	{
		name:'Daphnaei',
		place:'Laurel Trees',
		years:2462,
		story1:'I was a mother of 4 sons when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:1,
		charm:5,
		exp:80
	},
	{
		name:'Alseides',
		place:'Sacred Groves',
		years:2931,
		story1:'I was the village prostitute when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:1,
		charm:55,
		exp:90
	},
	{
		name:'Aulonides',
		place:'Dragons Glen',
		years:3142,
		story1:'I was a very young girl when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:2,
		charm:35,
		exp:80
	},
	{
		name:'Napaiai',
		place:'Ables Vale',
		years:2286,
		story1:'I was a very young girl when all of the men',
		story2:'turned into monsters.',
		story3:'',
		saw:true,
		sex:false,
		fertile:1,
		charm:15,
		exp:80
	}
];

var guess = [
	{
		item:'HORSE',
		clue1:'It\'s an animal',
		clue2:'It\'s tall',
		clue3:'It is usually friendly',
		clue4:'It eats hay',
		clue5:'You might have one',
		rewardstr1:'You know, you\'re pretty smart kid',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:10
	},
	{
		item:'FAIRY',
		clue1:'It\'s a living thing',
		clue2:'It\'s very small',
		clue3:'It is usually friendly',
		clue4:'It has wings',
		clue5:'You might have one',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, you sure are smart kid',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:15
	},
	{
		item:'WEAPON',
		clue1:'It\'s an object',
		clue2:'It\'s very heavy',
		clue3:'It is a tool',
		clue4:'It has blood on it',
		clue5:'It is used to win the game',
		rewardstr1:'You know, you\'re pretty smart kid',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:10
	},
	{
		item:'GEM',
		clue1:'It\'s an object',
		clue2:'It is shiny',
		clue3:'It is found in the Forest',
		clue4:'It has value',
		clue5:'It is often given as a reward',
		rewardstr1:'You know, you\'re pretty smart kid',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:5
	},
	{
		item:'GOLD',
		clue1:'It\'s an object',
		clue2:'It is shiny',
		clue3:'It is found in the Forest',
		clue4:'It has coin value',
		clue5:'It is often given as a reward',
		rewardstr1:'You know, you\'re not as dumb as they say you are',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:5
	},
	{
		item:'SETH',
		clue1:'It\'s an person',
		clue2:'This person has always been in The Realm',
		clue3:'This person can be found in the Inn',	
		clue4:'This person sings like a Mo Fo',
		clue5:'This person is called The Bard',
		rewardstr1:'You know, kid, you\'re alright',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'SEXY',
		clue1:'It\'s an word',
		clue2:'It is a description',
		clue3:'It is how you would describe Jennie',
		clue4:'It another way you would describe Jennie',
		clue5:'It is the best way to describe Jennie',
		rewardstr1:'Hell ya, Jennie is sexy!',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'HOTT',
		clue1:'It\'s an word',
		clue2:'It is a description',
		clue3:'It is how you would describe Jennie',
		clue4:'It another way you would describe Jennie',
		clue5:'It is the best way to describe Jennie',
		rewardstr1:'You spelled Hot wrong, but, Yeah! Jeannie is Hot',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'WOOD NYMPH',
		clue1:'It\'s a person',
		clue2:'It is a mystical creature',
		clue3:'It is very sexual',	
		clue4:'It seduces warriors',
		clue5:'It is made of wood',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, it took you long enough!',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'JENNIE',
		clue1:'It\'s a person',
		clue2:'It is a seldom mentioned person',
		clue3:'It is very sexual',
		clue4:'It seduces warriors',
		clue5:'Seth Able is in love with it',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, do you even play LORD?',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'VIOLET',
		clue1:'It\'s a person',
		clue2:'It is a sexy person',
		clue3:'It is very sexual',
		clue4:'It works at the Inn',
		clue5:'It is in love with The Barb',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, have you ever played LORD before?',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'ARMOUR',
		clue1:'It\'s an object',
		clue2:'It helps protect you',
		clue3:'It is very heavy',
		clue4:'It is very expensive',
		clue5:'It helps stop warriors weapons',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, I thought that was obvious!',
		give:25
	},
{
		item:'TAVERN',
		clue1:'It\'s an place in the Forest',
		clue2:'It is not a castle',
		clue3:'It is very smokey',
		clue4:'Chance works there',
		clue5:'You can drink and gamle there',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, I thought that was obvious!',
		give:25
	},
	{
		item:'DEUCE STEPHEN HURD',
		clue1:'It\'s a person',
		clue2:'This person is a real human',
		clue3:'This person is a programmer',
		clue4:'This person is never on Dove-Net',
		clue5:'This person ported LORD to Java Script',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, I thought that was obvious!',
		give:50
	},
	{
		item:'HOLL',
		clue1:'It\'s a person',
		clue2:'This person is found in the Forest',
		clue3:'This person is a mutant',	
		clue4:'This person is half human',
		clue5:'This person is related to a troll',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, I thought that was obvious!',
		give:25
	},	
	{
		item:'TROLL',
		clue1:'It\'s a person',
		clue2:'This person is not human',
		clue3:'This person lives in the Forest',
		clue4:'This person is a theif',
		clue5:'This person has half human offspring',
		rewardstr1:'Wow, check you out, you\'re pretty smart',
		rewardstr2:'Wow, I thought that was obvious!',
		give:15
	}


];

function guessing_game(who) {  // Yes, I know this is novice level scripting but it works :-)
	var questions = undefined;
	var old_questions = guess;
	var question = undefined;
	var start_questions = 5;
	var questions_left = start_questions;
	var done = false;
	var wrong = 0;
	var did = 0;
	var correct = undefined;
	var answer = undefined;
	var x = 0;
	var amt = 0;

	lln('  `2Since you are here, would you like to play');
	lln('  a little game?');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0Y`2)es');
	lln('  `2(`0N`2)no');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2Well? `%');
	var ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('YN'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
			ch = 'Y';
	}

	sln(ch);
	sln('');

	if(ch === 'N')
	{
		return false;
	}

	get_head('Playing a game with '+who);
	lln('  `2Excellent.  This is a Guessing Game.');
	lln('  `2I will give you clues and you try to');
	lln('  `2guess what I am thinking of.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	lln('  There are `0'+pretty_int(start_questions)+' `2questions total.');
	sln('');

	while(!done && did <= start_questions ) {
		did += 1;
		correct = false;
		questions = [];
		questions = old_questions;
		question = questions[random(questions.length)];

		for(var i = 0; i < questions.length; i++) {
			if(questions[i].item === question.item) x = i;
		}

		var i = 1;
		while(!correct  && i <= 5) {
			switch ( i ) {
				case 1:
					lw('  `$'+question.clue1+'. `2Your Guess? `%');
				break;

				case 2:
					lw('  `$'+question.clue2+'. `2Your Guess? `%');
				break;

				case 3:
					lw('  `$'+question.clue3+'. `2Your Guess? `%');
				break;

				case 4:
					lw('  `$'+question.clue4+'. `2Your Guess? `%');
				break;

				case 5:
					lw('  `$'+question.clue5+'. `2Your Guess? `%');
				break;
			}

			answer = console.getstr({input_box:true}).trim().toUpperCase();

			if(answer.match(question.item)) {
				sln('');
				lln('  `0CORRECT!');
				sln('');
				if(i<4) lln('  `6'+question.rewardstr1); else lln('  `7'+question.rewardstr2);
				correct = true;
				amt += player.level * question.give;
			}
			else {
				sln('');
				lln('  `4NOPE! `0Try again');
				sln('');
				wrong += 1;
				i += 1;
			}

		}
		if(!correct) {
			lln('  `0The answer is `%'+question.item);
			sln('');
		}
		sln('');
		questions.splice(x, 1);
		old_questions = [];
		old_questions = questions;
		questions_left -= 1;

		sln('');
			if(questions_left < 1)
			{
				lln('  `%"I am very tired "`, `0'+who+' says, `%"I think you');
				lln('  should leave now! Come visit me at Turgons Arena."');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				done = true;
				break;
			}

		lln('  `2There are '+pretty_int(questions_left)+' remaining.');
		sln('');
		lln('  `2Would you like to play Again?');
			sln('');
			lln('  `2(`0Y`2)es');
			lln('  `2(`0N`2)no');
			sln('');
			lw('  `2Well? `%');
			var ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
			if ('YN'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
				ch = 'Y';
			}
			sln(ch);
			sln('');

			if(ch === 'N')
			{
				lln('  `%"No, I have had enough of this game.`"');
				sln('');
				done = true;
			}
	}

	amt += amt * 5;
	player.exp += amt;
	sln('');
	lln('  `0You Gained `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' `0Experince!');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();

	if(did == start_questions) { // ignore how many were wrong answers
		amt = player.level * 1000;
		lln('  `2Very good, You answered all of the questions!');
		sln('');
		lln('  `0You gain an Extra `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Gold Coins');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		sln('');
		player.gold += amt;
	}

	return true;
}

var nymph = nymphs[random(8)];

function crandom(min, max) {
	return random(max-min+1) + min;
}

function pick_at_random(arr) // unused but left for futue events
{
	return arr[random(arr.length)]
}; // thanks DM

function load_monster(num) {
		var fname = game_or_exec('lenemy.bin');
		var f;
		var ret;

		if (file_exists(fname) && !settings.no_lenemy_bin) {
			f = new RecordFile(fname, Monster_Def);
			ret = f.get(num);
			f.file.close();
		}
		else {
			ret = {};
			Object.keys(monster_stats[num]).forEach(function(s) {
				ret[s] = monster_stats[num][s];
			});
		}
		beef_up(ret);
		return (ret);
}

function draw_man(x, y) { // partially ripped from Bark's House IGM
	if (x1 !== 0) {
		dk.console.gotoxy(x1, y1 - 1);
		lw('`r0 ');
		dk.console.gotoxy(x1 - 1, y1);
		sw('   ');
		dk.console.gotoxy(x1 - 1,y1 + 1);
		sw('   ');
	}
	dk.console.gotoxy(x, y - 1);
	lw('`r0`$o');
	dk.console.gotoxy(x - 1, y);
	lw('`$<`4\xdb`$>');
	dk.console.gotoxy(x - 1,y + 1);
	lw('`$/\'>');
	x1 = x;
	y1 = y;
}

function walk() {
	draw_man(5,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(10,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(15,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(20,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(25,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(30,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(35,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(40,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(45,20);
	mswait(500);
	draw_man(50,20);
	mswait(500);
	dk.console.gotoxy(1,19);
	dk.console.cleareol();
	dk.console.gotoxy(1,20);
	dk.console.cleareol();
	dk.console.gotoxy(1,21);
	dk.console.cleareol();		
	sln('');
}

function say_slow(str) // ripped from Barak's House IGM
{
	var i;

	for (i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
		sw(str[i]);
		mswait(100);
	}
}

function say_slow2(str) // ripped from Barak's House IGM
{
	var i;

	for (i = 0; i < str.length; i++) {
		sw(str[i]);
		mswait(10);
	}
}

function sln2() {
	sln('');
	sln('');
}

function wait() // ripped from Barak's House IGM
{
	mswait(1000);
	sw('.');
}

function sleep_here(w) {
	var out = new File(gamedir('out'+player.Record+'.lrd'));
	if (!out.open('a')) {
		throw('Unable to open '+out.name);
	}
	out.writeln('grabbag/grabbag.js '+w);
	out.close();
	lln('  `0You feel very tired and drift off into a deep sleep!');
	sln('');
	mswait(1500);
	lw('  `%Returning you to `$');
	say_slow2(system.name);
	mswait(1500);
	exit(0);
}

function wake_up_at_veldores() { // changed from Veldore to current Trainer
	var trainer = undefined;
	if(player.level < 12)
	{
		trainer = get_trainer(player.level);
	}
	else
	{
		trainer = get_trainer(11);
	}
	get_head('Waking up at '+trainer.name+'\'s');
	lln('  `2You slowly open you eyes, and see '+trainer.name+' making coffee.');
	lln('  `2After a pleasant chat, you get up, don your `$'+player.arm);
	lln('  `2pick up your `$'+player.weapon+' `2and head back to');
	lln('  `8The `$Grab Bag');
	sln('');
	player.forest_fights += 2;
	log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0slept at'+trainer.name+'\'s Cabin');
	more_nomail();
	main();
}

function wake_up() {
	var lover = '';
	var l_noun = '';
	var p_noun = '';
	
	if(player.sex === 'M')
	{
		lover = '`5Violet';
		l_noun = 'She';
		p_noun = 'her'; 
	}
	else
	{
		lover = '`$Seth Able';
		l_noun = 'He';
		p_noun = 'his';
	}
	
	more_nomail();
	get_head('Waking up in '+lover+'\'s `%Bed');
	lln('  `2You slowly open your eyes, and see '+lover+' `2smiling');
	lln('  at you.  '+l_noun+' `2kisses your lips, then your neck, then');
	lln('  works '+p_noun+' way down your belly . ');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
	more_nomail();
	get_head('Waking up in '+lover+'\'s `%Bed');
	lln('  `2After a pleasant morning roll in the hay,');
	lln('  you get up, don your `$'+player.arm);
	lln('  `2pick up your `$'+player.weapon+' `2and');
	lln('  head back to `8The `$Grab Bag');
	sln('');
	player.forest_fights += 2;
	player.laid +=1;
	log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0slept at '+lover+'\'s Cabin');
	more_nomail();
	main();
}

function jennie_invite() { // changed from Jennie to Violet
	var ch = '';
	get_head('Violet Invited you to Her Cabin');
	lln('  `5Violet `0invites you to her nearby Cabin');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0She takes you by your hand leds the way.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0When you arrive, she immediately takes');
	lln('  her clothes off.  She then rips off your');
	lln('  '+player.arm+', you take the hint and get');
	lln('  naked with her!');
	more_nomail();
	sclrscr();
	display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
	more_nomail();
	sclrscr();
	log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0was invited to Violet\'s Cabin');
	player.exp += 1000;
	player.laid += 1;
	get_head('Getting laid by `5Violet');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0After many hours of world rocking sex,');
	lln('  `5Violet invites you to sleep over for');
	lln('  the night.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept');
	lln('  `2(`0D`2)ecline');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$D`2) `%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('AD'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'D';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
	
	if(ch == 'A') {
			sleep_here('w');
	}
	else
	{
		lln('  `%"Thank you for the incredile sex, Violet, but I have');
		lw('  be getting back to my Killing and ');
		switch (player.clss) {
			case 1:
				lln('Death Knight shit."`0,');
			break;
			
			case 2:
				lln('Magic Casting bullshit."`0,');
			break;
			
			case 3:
				lln('Thieving type shit."`0,');
			break;
		}
		lln('  you say as you don your '+player.arm+' and head back to town.');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		good_bye('good');
	}
}

function seth_invite() {
	var ch = '';
	get_head('Seth Able Invited you to His Cabin');
	lln('  `$Seth `0invites you to his nearby Cabin');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0He takes you by your hand leds the way.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0When you arrive, he immediately takes');
	lln('  his clothes off.  He then rips off your');
	lln('  '+player.arm+', you take the hint and get');
	lln('  naked with him!');
	more_nomail();
	sclrscr();
	display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
	more_nomail();
	sclrscr();
	log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0was invited to Seth\'s Cabin');
	
	player.exp += 1000;
	player.laid += 1;
	get_head('Getting laid by `$Seth');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0After many hours of world rocking sex,');
	lln('  `$Seth invites you to sleep over for');
	lln('  the night.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept');
	lln('  `2(`0D`2)ecline');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$D`2) `%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('AD'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'D';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
	
	if(ch == 'A') {
		sleep_here('w');
	}
	else
	{
		lln('  `%"Thank you for the incredile sex, Seth, but I have');
		lw('  be getting back to my Killing and ');
		switch (player.clss) {
			case 1:
				lln('Death Knight shit."`0,');
			break;
			
			case 2:
				lln('Magic Casting bullshit."`0,');
			break;
			
			case 3:
				lln('Thieving type shit."`0,');
			break;
		}
		lln('  you say as you don your '+player.arm+' and head back to town.');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		good_bye('good');
	}
}

function veldore_invite() {
	get_head('Veldore invited you to His Cabin');
	amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
	sln('');
	lln('  `2Veldore invites you in and pours you a cup of tea.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2Veldore looks at you oddly, then says');
	sln('');
	guessing_game('Veldore');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
	lln('  to town.');
	sln('');				
	more_nomail();
	sln('');
	lln('  `2Your Charm increases by `$2');
	sln('');
	player.exp += amt;
	player.cha += 2;
	mswait(2000);
	good_bye();
}

function nymph_tales() { // for v.12
	var tale = '';
	
	return tale;
}

function more_nymph_story() {
	
	var who = undefined;
	if(player.sex === 'M') who = 'Violet'; else who = 'Seth Able';
	get_head('The Story of The Realm');
	lln('  `0All of the Nymphs in The Realm are Meliae Nymphs, nymphs');
	lln('  of the Trees, Vales, Glens and Sacred Groves.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `0Many, many centruries ago, we were all human like you.');
	sln('');
	lln('  Our husbands and some of our children were all poisoned');
	lln('  by `8Magic Mushrooms.');
	lln('  `0They went crazy and ran off into the Forest, and became`%');
	mswait(750);
	say_slow2('  MONSTERS!');
	sln2('');
	lln('  `0Some of our daughters became `6Hyleoroi, `0or `6Fairies`0,');
	lln('  who live to offer blessings.');
	lln('  `0Some of the Monsters walk amoung you as HUMANS.');
	lln('  Watch them, they are not as nice as they appear!');

	sln('');
	lln('  What more do you need to know?');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	lln('  `2Just as you are about to ask more questions,');
	lln('  `$'+who+'  `2appears from behind a tree ... ');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	if(player.sex === 'M') jennie_invite(); else seth_invite();
	sln('');
}

function nymph_sex() {
	var nrand = random(5);
	
	switch( nrand ) {
		case 0:
			lln('  `0You decide that preforming a little `$"mouth action"');
			lln('  `0on `6'+nymph.name+' `0would be interesting.  Moments');
			lln('  after you begin, you find that you have a mouth');
			lln('  full of wet wood chips.');
			sln('');
			lln('  `0You spit them out and try something more conventional.');
			sln('');
		break;
		
		case 1:
			lln('  `6'+nymph.name+' `0throws you on the ground and mounts you');
			lln('  like a stallion!  Moments later, you scream in agony, you');
			lln('  seem to have gotten a splinter in your balls!');
			sln('');
			lln('  Somehow you are able to ignore the pain and keep going.');
		break;
		
		case 2:
			lln('  `0Being the type of warrior that takes charge, you');
			lln('  push `6'+nymph.name+' `0against a tree, bend her over and');
			lln('  start to give her what she begged you for.');
			sln('');
			lln('  Moments later, you notice that you are not alone, you');
			lln('  you look over your shoulder and see that `%Jennie `0is');
			lln('  watching you.  `%OH WELL! I\'LL DO HER LATER!"`0, you think');
			lln('  to yourself and keep going!');
		break;
		
		case 3:
			lln('  `6'+nymph.name+' `0drops to her knees and takes you in a way');
			lln('  that only a Horny Wood Nymph is capable of.');
			sln('');
			lln('  Moments later, you scream in agony, `%her tongue is made');
			lln('  of splinters!  `0Somehow you are able to keep going.');
		break;
		
		case 4:
			lln('  `0You and `6'+nymph.name+' `0seem to be a perfect sexual match!');
			sln('');
			lln('  As you explore each other\'s bodies, you suddenly');
			lw('  feel something brush up against your bare ass `%');
			wait(); wait(); wait();
			sln('');
			lw('  `0You look and it\'s ');
			if(player.has_fairy) {
				lln('your fairy!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `%"THIS IS JUST GROSS, SERIOUSLY, A HUMAN AND A NYMPH');
				lln('  HAVING SEX?!"`0, it screams, and flies away in disgust!');
				lln('  `%"OH, WELL"`0, you think and keep going.');
				player.has_fairy = false;
			}
			else if(player.kids > 0) {
				lln('your kid!');
				sln('');
				lln('  `%"DAD, THAT\'S DISGUSTING!"`0, she yells as she runs off');
				lln('  into the woods. `%"OH WELL"`0, you think and keep going.');
				player.kids -= 1;
			}
			else
			{
				lln('a squirrell!');
				sln('');
				lln('  `0Suddenly, the squirrell bites your left nut, it');
				lln('  thought it was food!.  You scream in agony, but are');
				lln('  somehow able to keep going!');
			}
		break;
	}
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	lln('  `0After 18 minutes of the strangest, yet most satisfying');
	lln('  sex you have `$EVER `0experienced, you get dressed and');
	lln('  head back to town!');
	sln('');
}

function nymph_story() { // TODO: add random kids based on charm
	var ch = '';
	var amt = undefined;
	var dryads = '';
	var dryads1 = '';
	var dryads2 = '';
	dryads = '  Dryads are also known as `%\'Ladies of the Trees\'\r\n';
	dryads += '  `0and We are ALL `$VERY, VERY HORNY!!';
	
	get_head('Getting to know '+nymph.name);
	
	lln('  `0I am happy you want to get to know me, but, what I');
	lln('  really need more is to feel your warm body against mine.');
	lln('  It has been such a long time that I have met anyone that');
	lln('  is able to touch me the way that you are able to.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	lln('  `0But, I see that you are reluctant, so I will tell you');
	lln('  about me.  My name is `6'+nymph.name+'. `0I am a `%Dryad, `0a');
	lln('  `$Wood Nymph`0, and I have been living here in these `$');
	lln('  '+nymph.place+' `2for `%'+pretty_int(nymph.years)+' `0years.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	lln(dryads);
	sln('');
	more_nomail();

	if(nymph.name === 'Hamadryads') {
		lln('  `0There are `%8 `0types of `$Wood Nymphs.  `0My kind');
		lln('  are the saddest of all because we are tied to one');
		lw('  tree, and if our tree dies, we die, ');
		say_slow2('I will die!');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
	}
	if(nymph.name === 'Maliades') {
		lln('  `0My kind are very `5fertile`0,');
	}

	sln('');
	lln('  `%"Now that you know about me, will you PLEASE help me?"`2,');
	lln('  `6'+nymph.name+' `2begs shyly.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0B`2)e kind and pleasure `6'+nymph.name);
	lln('  `2(`0P`2)olitely Decline');
	lln('  `2(`0A`2)sk her to tell you more');
	lln('  `2(`0L`2)eave and head back to town');
	sln('');
	lw('  `0You decide to ... `2(`$B`2) `%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('BPLA'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'B';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
	sln('');
	switch ( ch ) {
		case 'L':
			lln('  `%"This is too boring, `$'+nymph.name+'`%"`2, you tell');
			lln('  her as you turn and walk back to town.');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			amt = Math.round(player.level * 10);
			lln('  `0You lose `%2 Charm `0and gain `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' `0Experience');
			player.cha -= 2;
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2pissed `6'+nymph+' `2off!');
			good_bye('annoying');
		break;

		case 'P':
			lln('  `%"Look, '+nymph.name+' you\'re very beautiful and all,');
			lln('  and I am happy we met, hopefully we can see');
			lln('  see each other again, but I gotta go, bye!"');
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0consoled the Wood Nymph `$'+nymph);
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			amt = Math.round(player.level * 10);
			lln('  `2You gain `22 Charm and '+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience!');
			player.cha += 2;
			player.exp += amt;
			sln('');
			good_bye('interesting');
		break;

		case 'B':
			lln('  `%"Um, sure, having sex with some animated wood chips');
			lln('  isn\'t the weirdest thing I have ever done"`0, you say');
			lln('  as you drop your '+player.weapon+' remove your '+player.arm);
			lln('  and get down to business!');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			nymph_sex();
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2got laid by `6'+nymph.name);
			player.laid += 1;
			player.cha += 10;
			player.exp += player.level * 100;
			more_nomail();
			good_bye('satisfying');
			
		break;

		case 'A':
			more_nymph_story();
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2became friends with `6'+nymph.name);
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			lln('  `$SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
			amt = Math.round(player.exp /10);
			player.exp += amt;
			player.bank += player.level * 1000;
			player.forest_fights += 3;
			good_bye('informative');
		break;
		
	}
}

function wood_nymph() {
	var ch = '';
	var amt = undefined;
	get_head('Getting Seduced by a Naked Wood Nymph');
	
	lln('  `%"Hello?"`2, you cautiously reply.');
	sln('');
	lln('  Moments later, a naked wood nymph appears.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	lln('  `2Never before have you seen such a beautiful creature!');
	lln('  As you stare in awe, she approaches you closer and asks,');
	sln('');
	lln('  `%"Could you please help me?  I have been lonely for so long"`2,');
	lln('  `2as she reaches down and gently caresses herself.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept her sexual advances');
	lln('  `2(`0G`2)et in her head and ask who she is');
	lln('  `2(`0P`2)olitely decline and head home');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$A`2) `%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('AGP'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'A';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');

	if(ch === 'A') {
		player.laid += 1;
		player.cha += 10;
		player.exp += player.level * 10;
		get_head('Having Sex with '+nymph.name);
		if(player.sex === 'M')
		{
			lln('  `2You become so overwhelmed with sexual desire you throw');
			lln('  your `$'+player.weapon+' `2to the ground, rip off your');
			lln('  `$'+player.arm+' `2and fall into her embrace.');
			sln('');
			player.cha += 10;
		}
		else
		{
			lln('  `2As you look at this beautiful Wood Nymph, your heart');
			lln('  begins to race.  The thoughts of having sex with this');
			lln('  gorgeous creature seems to grow more and more intense.');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			lln('  `2You become so overwhelmed with sexual desire you throw');
			lln('  your `$'+player.weapon+' `2to the ground, rip off');
			lln('  `$'+player.arm+' `2and fall into her embrace.');
			sln('');
			player.cha += 10;
		}
		more_nomail();
		// TODO: create a record for future encounters
		lln('  `2After `%18 minutes `2of passionate love making, you');
		lln('  `2get up, get dressed and head back to town.');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		lln('  `2As you are leaving you hear `%"Thank you, '+player.name+',');
		lln('  I will never forget you. May my name, `$'+nymph.name+' `%never leave');
		lln('  you heart!"');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		amt = player.exp / nymph.exp;
		lln('  `$You Gained `%10 Charm `$and `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience');
		player.exp += amt;
		log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0got seduced by the wood nymph, `%'+nymph.name+'!');
		good_bye('exhilarating');
	}
	if(ch === 'G')
	{
		nymph_story();
		sln('');
		good_bye('pleasant');
	}
	if(ch === 'P')
	{
		lln('  `%"Look, you are very beautiful but having sex with');
		lln('  some animated wood chips seems too weird, I gotta go"`2,');
		lln('  you say as you turn and walk back to town');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		amt = Math.round(player.exp/33);
		lln('  `$YOU GAIN '+pretty_int(amt)+' EXPERIENCE and LOSE 5 CHARM!');
		player.exp += amt;
		player.cha -= amt;
		if(player.cha < 1) player.cha = 1;
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		good_bye('disappointing');
	}
}

function cabin_shit(who) {
	var ch = undefined;
	var troll = 0;
	var amt = 0;
	var other = '';
	var trainer = false;
	var is_trainer = undefined;

	if(who === 'Veldore')
	{
		if (player.level < 12)
		{
			trainer = get_trainer(player.level);
		}
		else
		{
			trainer = get_trainer(11);
		}
		who = trainer.name;
		is_trainer = true;
	}
	
	if(player.sex === 'M') other = 'Barak'; else other = 'Violet';
	get_head('Looking at a map to '+who+'\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2You pick up the map and are surprised at what you');
	lln('  have found!  You comtemplate what you should do.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0F`2)ollow the map to '+who+'\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2(`0L`2)eave it there and look for something else');
	lln('  `2(`0T`2)ake the map and try to sell it');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to... [`0F`2] :`%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('FLT'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'F';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
	
	switch ( ch ) {
		
		case 'F':
			if(is_trainer) veldore_cabin(trainer);
			if(who === 'Jennie') jennie_cabin();
			if(who === 'Seth') seth_cabin();
		break;
		
		case 'L':
			lln('  `0You figure a map is useless so you discard');
			lln('  like it was a piece of used asswipe!');
			sln('');
			lln('  You continue on your way and stumple across');
			lw('   `%');
			
			switch (random(5)) {
			
				case 0:
					say_slow2('A RUBBER CHICKEN');
					sln('');
					player.weapon = 'Rubber Chicken';
				break;
				
				case 1:
					amt = player.level * 25;
					say_slow2('A BAG WITH '+pretty_int(amt)+' GOLD COINS');
					player.gold += amt;
				break;
				
				case 2:
					say_slow2(pretty_int(player.weapon_num)+' GEMS');
					player.gem += player.weapon_num;
				break;
				
				case 3:
					if(settings.clean_mode)
					{
						say_slow2('A USED SNOT RAG!');
					}
					else
					{
						say_slow2('A USED CONDOM');
					}
					sln('');
					lln('  `0YOU LOSE `$1 `0CHARM!');
					player.cha -+ 1;
				break;
				
				case 4:
					amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
					say_slow2(pretty_int(amt)+' EXPERIENCE POINTS');
					player.exp += amt;
				break;
			}
			more_nomail();
			good_bye('good');
		break;
		
		case 'T':
			get_head('Selling the Map to '+who+'\'s Cabin');
			lln('  `2You decide that visiting `%'+who+' `2is a waste');
			sln('  of time, so you tuck the map away in your');
			sln('  pocket and hope you find someone to sell it');
			sln('  to!');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			lln('  `2You seem to walk for hours when you notice you');
			sln('  made it all the way back to the edge of town!');
			sln('');
			var trand = random(5);
			
			switch ( trand ) {
				case 0:
					amt = player.level * 1000;
					troll = random(2);
					lln('  Just as you were losing hope of finding someone');
					sln('  to sell the map to, a squirrelly little troll');
					sln('  jumps out of the bushes!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					get_head('Selling the Map to Squirrelly Troll');
					lln('  `%"I saw you found a map to '+who+'\'s Cabin, would');
					lln('  you like to sell it for, say `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' `%GOLD COINS?"');
					sln('');
					lw('  `2(`$Y`2)es or (`0N`2)o ? ');
					ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
					if ('YN'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
						ch = 'Y';
					}
					sln(ch);
					sln('');
					
					if(ch == 'N') {
						sln('');
						lln('  `%"FINE!"`2, he says as he slips away into the darkness.');
						sln('');
						lln('  `2You look at the ground and see that he dropped `$3 GEMS!');
						sln('');
						player.gem += 3;
						more_nomail();
						good_bye('disappointing');
					}
					
					if(troll = 0) {
						amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
						lln('  `2You accept the offer, reach into your pocket to');
						lln('  retrieve the map, `%BUT?! `2IT\'S GONE!');
						sln('');
						lln('  `0The freaky looking Troll snears at you and disappears');
						lln('  into the Forest.');
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						lln('  `2YOU GET `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' `2EXPERIENCE ANYWAY!');
						player.exp += amt;
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						good_bye('good');
					}
					else
					{
						var extras = Math.round(player.exp/10);
						lln('  `2You accept the offer and hand the map over to the Troll!');
						sln('');
						lln('  You head back to town `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' `2GOLD COINS richer!');
						lln('  `2You also get `$'+pretty_int(extras)+' `2Experience.');
						player.gold += amt;
						player.exp += extras;
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						good_bye('good');
					}
				break;
				
				case 1:
					lln('  `2Just as you are about to give up, an `6OLD HAG `2');
					sln('  jumps out from behind a tree, snatches the map from');
					sln('  your pocket and runs away.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2You look down, and see that she dropped something.');
					sln('');
					lw('  `2You found `%');
					
					if(!player.horse) {
						say_slow2('A HORSE!');
						player.horse = true;
						more_nomail();
						good_bye('good');
					}
					else
					if(!player.amulet) {
						say_slow2('AN AMULET OF ACCURACY!');
						player.amulet = true;
						more_nomail();
						log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0found an Amulet of Accuracy');
						good_bye('good');
					}
					else
					{
						say_slow2(pretty_int(player.weapon_num)+' FOREST FIGHTS');
						player.forest_fights += player.level;
						more_nomail();
						good_bye('good');
					}
				break;
				
				case 2:
					lln('  As you approach The Realm, you start to feel as');
					lln('  though you should have visited `0'+who+'\'s Cabin! `%');	
					sln('');
					say_slow2('  YOU WASTED YOUR TRIP INTO THE FOREST!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					player.forest_fights += 2;
					good_bye('disappointing');
				break;
				
				case 3:
					if(settings.clean_mode) {
						lln('  `2Wood Nymphs are too sexual for Clean Mode!');
						lln('');
						lln('  `2Tell your SysOp The Grab Bag is more fun if');
						lln('  clean mode is turned off; :-)');
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						lln('  `0You Gain `$100 `0Experience and `$2 `0Charm');
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						player.cha += 2;
						player.exp += 100;
						good_bye('boring');
					}
					else
					{
						lln('  `2Suddenly you hear a soft voice calling to you');
						lln('  from behind some bushes.');
						sln('');
						lln('  `2(`0I`2)nvestigate Further');
						lln('  `2(`0R`2)un Away');
						sln('');
						lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$I`2) `%');
						ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
						if ('IR'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
							ch = 'I';
						}
						sln(ch);
						sln('');
						if(ch === 'I')
						{
							wood_nymph();
						}
						else
						{
							lln('  `2For some reason you are afraid of a softly');
							lln('  spoken wood nymph.  You, turn and run away as');
							lln('  your little legs can carry you!');
							sln('');
							lln('  `%** YOU LOSE 1 CHARM **');
							player.cha -= 1;
							player.forest_fights += 2;
							player.exp += 100;
							sln('');
							good_bye('disappointing');
						}
					}
				break;
				
				case 4:
					var invite = '';
					if(player.sex === 'M') invite = 'Violet'; else invite = 'Seth';
					lln('  `2Just as you are about to give up trying to find');
					lln('  someone to sell the map to, you hear rustling in');
					lw('  the bushes, you turn around and see `%');
					
					var srand = random(3);
					
					switch (srand) {
						
						case 0:						
							say_slow2(other+'!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							lw('  `%"YOU CHEATING PUKE"`0, '+other+' yells as ');
							
							if(player.sex === 'M') lw('he'); else lw('she');
							lln(' lunges at you!');
							sln('');
							lln('  `0'+other+' has so much rage and anger that right before');
							lw('  your eyes, ');
							if(player.sex === 'M') lw('he'); else lw('she');
							lln(' Morphs into `4The Red Dragon!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							player.bank += player.gold; // be nice and save their gold
							fight_dragon(false);		
							lln('  `0Just as your life starts to drain from you, you');
							lln('  jolt awake.  Was this just a dream?');
							lln('  Is `%'+other.toUpperCase()+' `0actually `4The Red Dragon?');
							sln('');
							lln('  `0No one will actually know for sure!');
							sln('');
							lln('  `$Just to be sure you\'re ok, you should first visit the bank');
							lln('  and then go see the Healer!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
							lln('  `%YOU GAINED '+pretty_int(amt)+' EXPERIENCE!');
							log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0realizes it was just a dream, or was it?');
							player.dead = false; // why die in an IGM
							player.exp += amt;
							player.hp = 1;
							
							good_bye('frightening');
						break;
						
						case 1:
							say_slow2(invite);
							sln('');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							lw('  `%"YOU CHEATING LITTLE PUKE"`0, '+invite+' yells as ');
							if(player.sex === 'M') lw('she'); else lw('he');
							lln('  grabs');
							lln('  the map from your pocket and runs off into the bushes.');
							sln('');
							lln('  `2Well, shit, you think to yourself as you continue');
							lln('  on you way back to town');
							sln('');
							amt = player.level * 10;
							lln('  `%You gain '+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience');
							player.exp += amt;
							player.forest_fights +=2;
							more_nomail();
							good_bye('disappointing');
						break;
						
						case 2:
							say_slow2(invite);
							more_nomail();					
							if(who != 'Veldore') {
							if(player.sex === 'M') jennie_invite(); else seth_invite();
							}
							else veldore_invite();
						break;			
					}
					sln('');
				break;		
			}
		break;
	}
}

function follow(who) { // why is this even here? future random event? ... get followed by a wood nymph?
	var ch = undefined;
}

function seth_cabin() {
	var ch = undefined;
	var amt = 0;
	var react = undefined;
	var f = new File(gamedir('bar.lrd'));
	if (!f.open('a')) {
		throw('Unable to open '+f.name);
	}
	get_head('Going to Seth\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2You decide that making an univited visit to');
	lln('  `%Seth\'s Cabin `2seems like a good idea.');
	sln('');
	walk();
	get_head('Arriving at Seth\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2When you finally arrive you stop and contemplate');
	lln('  whether you should ... ');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0K`2)nock on the door');
	lln('  `2(`0W`2)alk in like you\'re best friends');
	lln('  `2(`0H`2)ead back to town');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$H`2): `%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if('KWH'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'H';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
		
	if(ch === 'H') {
		lln('  `2You figure that perhaps you should have');
		lln('  been a little bit more courteous and not');
		lln('  have just shown up uninvited');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		amt = Math.round(player.exp/20);
		lln('  `0You gained `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience `2and `$1 Charm!');
		player.cha += 1;
		player.exp += amt;
		sln('');
		good_bye();
	}

	if(ch === 'K') {
		get_head('Knocking on Seth\'s Door');
		lln('  `2You politely kncok on Jennie\'s door.');
		sln('');
		mswait(2000);
		lln('  Moments later, the door opens and you are greeted');
		lw('  by a `%'); wait(); wait(); wait();
		react = random(3);

		switch ( react ) {
			case 0: // seth is home and happy
				if(player.level < 2 || player.cha < 10 || settings.clean_mode) {
					amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
					say_slow2('  smiling Seth!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2He invites you in and pours you a cup of tea.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
					lln('  to town.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `2For being polite you recieve `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2Your Charm increases by `$2');
					sln('');
					player.exp += amt;
					player.cha += 2;
					mswait(2000);
					good_bye();
				}
				else if(player.level < 2 && player.cha > 10)
				{
					amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
					say_slow2('  happy Seth!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2He invites you in and pours you a cup of tea.');
					sln('');
						lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
					lln('  to town.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `2For being polite you recieve `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2Your Charm increases by `$5');
					sln('');
					player.exp += amt;
					player.cha += 5;
					player.forest_fights += 2;
					player.gold += 1000;
					lln('  `2On your way back to town you find `$1000 Gold Coins');
					mswait(2000);
					f.writeln('  `%Jennie:');
					f.writeln('  `2'+player.name+', why were you visiting Seth today?');
					f.close();
					good_bye();
				}
				else if(player.level > 3 || player.cha > 10 ) {
					if(player.cha < 100) { // seth is horny
						say_slow2(' a scantily clad Seth!');
						sln('');
						lln('`0');
						say_slow2('  He, invites you in and escorts you to his bed.');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  Without saying a word, he removes his robe and');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  helps you out of your '+player.arm);
						sln2('');						
						more_nomail();
						display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
						mswait(1500);
						get_head('Getting down with Seth');
						lln('  `2After hours of passionate love making you get up,');
						lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
						sln('');
						sln('');
						log_line('  `%'+player.name+' was seen leaving `$Seth\s Cabin `2smiling!');
						player.laid += 1;
						player.exp += player.level * 150;
						player.forest_fights += 2;
						player.cha += 10;
						mswait(2000);
						f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
						f.writeln('  `$'+player.name+', `2what were you doing at Seth\'s Cabin?');
						f.close();
						good_bye();
					}
					else // seth is horny, gets you pregnant
					{
						say_slow2(' a totally naked Seth Able!');
						lln('`0');
						say_slow2('  Seth, invites you in and escorts you to his bed.');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  Without saying a word, he removes his robe and');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  helps you out of your '+player.arm);
						sln('');
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
						mswait(1500);
						get_head('Getting Down with Seth');
						lln('  `2After hours of passionate love making you get up,');
						lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
						sln('');
						sln('');
						player.laid += 1;
						player.exp += player.level * 150;
						player.forest_fights += 2;
						player.cha += 10;											
						player.laid += 1;
						player.exp += player.level * 150;
						player.forest_fights += 2;
						player.cha += 10;
						player.kids += 1;
						log_line('  `$'+player.name+' `2was seen at the Market today.  Has she gained weight?');
						log_line('  `2In other news, `%Seth Able `0looks a little worried!');
						mswait(2000);
	
						f.writeln('  `%Jennie:');
						f.writeln('  `$'+player.name+', `2prepare to `4DIE! `2Seth Able knocked you up!');
						f.close();
						have_baby();
						good_bye();
					}
				}
			break;
	
			case 1:  // seth gets mad
				say_slow2('  a very angrey Seth Able');
				sln('');
				sln('');
				lln('  `%Seth `2promptly kicks you in the groin,');
				lln('  you fall to the ground, crying like a baby!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				sln('  He then, grabs you by your '+player.arm+' and');
				sln('  grags you off of his porch!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2After you recover, you get up and head back');
				sln('  to town.');
				sln('');
				lln('  On the way, you find `$100 Gold Coins');
				sln('');
				player.gold += 100;
				good_bye();			
			break;
				
			case 2: // seth is not home
				say_slow2('  deafing silence!');
				lln('  `0');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  Seth Able is not home!');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2You turn away from the door and head back to');
				lln('  with a glum feeling.');
				lln('');
				more_nomail();
				player.forest_fights += 2;
				player.exp += 100;
				player.cha += 1;
				good_bye();
			break;
			}
		}
		
	if(ch === 'W') {
		get_head('Breaking into Seth Able\'s Cabin');
		lln('  `2You decide that knocking is above you so you');
		sln('  just open the door and walk in.');
		sln('');
		
		if(settings.clean_mode) react = random(2); 
			else react = random(4);
			
		switch ( react ) {
			case 0: // seth makes tea
				lln('  `2He is happy to see  you in and pours you a');
				sln('  cup of tea.');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
				lln('  to town.');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2For being a rude dick, you only recieve `%10 Experience.');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2Your Charm decreases by `$1');
				sln('');
				player.exp += 10;
				player.cha -= 1;
				mswait(2000);
				good_bye();
			break;
				
			case 1: // seth gets mad
				lln('  `%Seth `0sees you, screams and grabs his `$Battle Axe!');
				lln('  `0He lunges at you and strikes your `%'+player.arm);
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2You quickly turn and run out through the open door.`%');
				sln('');
				amt = player.hp_max - 1;
				player.hp = 1;
				say_slow2('  You Lose '+pretty_int(amt)+' HIT POINTS');
				sln('');
				sln('');
				log_line('  `%Seth Able `0kicked `$'+player.name+'\'s `0ASS!');
				good_bye();
			break;
	
			case 2: // seth is horney
				lln('  `%Seth Able is just getting out of the wash barrel.');
				lln('  `0His naked body shines as bright as an angel!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				say_slow2('  Seth, invites you in and escorts you to his bed.');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  Without saying a word, he removes her nighty and');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  helps you out of your '+player.arm);
				sln('');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
				mswait(1500);
				get_head('Getting down with Seth Able');
				lln('  `2After hours of passionate love making you get up,');
				lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
				sln('');
				sln('');						
				log_line('  `%'+player.name+' was seen leaving `$Seth Able\s Cabin `2whistling!');
				player.laid += 1;
				player.exp += player.level * 150;
				player.forest_fights += 2;
				player.cha += 10;
				mswait(2000);
				f.writeln('  `%Jennie:');
				f.writeln('  `$'+player.name+', `2what were you doing at Seth\'s Cabin?');
				f.close();
				good_bye();
			break;
				
			case 3: // seth 3 some (choice)
				lln('  `2As you enter Seth\'s Cabin you hear the sounds');
				lln('  `2of passionate love making coming from the bedroom');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2Feeling boldly curious, you go to the bedroom door');
				lln('  and look in.  You see that Jennie is busy pleasuring');
				lln('  `$Seth Able!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
				mswait(2000);
				get_head('Being offered a threesome with Seth and Jennie');
				lln('  `2As you stand there taking in the spectacle, Jennie');
				lln('  catches you watching and invites you to join them.');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept and join in');
				lln('  `2(`0D`2)ecline and head home');
				sln('');
				lw('  `2You decide to ... (`0D`2): `%');
				ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
				if('AD'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
					ch = 'D';
				}
				sln(ch);
				sln('');
				if(ch === 'D') {
					log_line('  `0HEAR YE! HEAR YE! `%'+player.name+' `0is an Honourable Warrior!');
					lln('  `2For whatever reasons, you decline the invitation');
					lln('  apologize for the intrusion and leave quietly.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2On you way back to town you find `%1000 Gold Coins');
					player.cha += 10;
					player.gold += 1000;
					player.exp += 100;
					good_bye();
				}
				else
				{
				  lln('  `$You eagerly accept their invitation and jump in as fast');
				  lln('  as you can!');
				  sln('');
				  lln('  `2After hours of wild and kinky sex, you get up');
				  lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
				  sln('');
				  say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED');
				  mswait(1500);
				  log_line('  `%'+player.name+' `2had fun with `$Seth `2and `$Jennie');
				  f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
				  f.writeln('  `%Jennie `2wasn\'t it fun playing with `$'+player.name+' `2last night?');
				  f.writeln('  `%Jennie:');
				  f.writeln('  `0Oh, Yes, Seth, it sure was! `$<wink>');
				  f.writeln('  `%'+player.name+':');
				  f.writeln('  `4** blushes **');
				  f.close();
				  player.laid +=2;
				  player.exp += 1000;
				  player.cha += 25;
				  player.kids +=1;
				  have_baby();
				  good_bye();
				}				
			break;
		}
	}
}

function jennie_cabin() {
	var ch = undefined;
	var amt = 0;
	var react = undefined;
	var f = new File(gamedir('bar.lrd'));
	if (!f.open('a')) {
		throw('Unable to open '+f.name);
	}
	get_head('Going to Jennie\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2You decide that making an univited visit to');
	lln('  `%Jennie\'s Cabin `2seems like a good idea.');
	sln('');
	walk();
	get_head('Arriving at Jennie\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2When you finally arrive you stop and contemplate');
	lln('  whether you should ... ');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0K`2)nock on the door');
	lln('  `2(`0W`2)alk in like you\'re best friends');
	lln('  `2(`0H`2)ead back to town');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$H`2): `%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if('KWH'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'H';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
	
	if(ch === 'H') {
		lln('  `2You figure that perhaps you should have');
		lln('  been a little bit more courteous and not');
		lln('  have just shown up uninvited');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		amt = Math.round(player.exp/20);
		lln('  `0You gained `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience `2and `$1 Charm!');
		player.cha += 1;
		player.exp += amt;
		sln('');
		good_bye();
	}
	
	if(ch === 'K') {
		get_head('Knocking on Jennie\'s Door');
		lln('  `2You politely kncok on Jennie\'s door.');
		sln('');
		mswait(2000);
		lln('  Moments later, the door opens and you are greeted');
		lw('  by a `%'); wait(); wait(); wait();
		react = random(3);
		
		switch ( react ) {
			case 0: //jennie is home and happy
				var did_jennie = false;
				if(player.level < 2 || player.cha < 10 || settings.clean_mode) {
					amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
					say_slow2('  smiling Jennie!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2She invites you in and pours you a cup of tea.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
					lln('  to town.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `2For being polite you recieve `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2Your Charm increases by `$2');
					sln('');					
					player.exp += amt;
					player.cha += 2;
					mswait(2000);
					
					good_bye();
				}
				else if(player.level < 5 && player.cha > 10)
				{
					amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
					say_slow2('  happy Jennie!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2She invites you in and pours you a cup of tea.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
					lln('  to town.');
					sln('');				
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `2For being polite you recieve `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2Your Charm increases by `$5');
					sln('');
					player.exp += amt;
					player.cha += 5;
					player.forest_fights += 2;
					player.gold += 1000;
					lln('  `2On your way back to town you find `$1000 Gold Coins');
					mswait(2000);
					f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
					f.writeln('  `2'+player.name+', why were you visiting Jennie today?');
					f.close();
					good_bye();
				}
				else if(player.level > 5 || player.cha > 50 ) {
						if(player.cha < 100) { // jennie is horny
						say_slow2(' a scantily clad Jennie!');
						sln('');
						lln('`0');
						say_slow2('  Jennie, invites you in and escorts you to her bed.');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  Without saying a word, she removes her nighty and');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  helps you out of your '+player.arm);
						sln('');
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
						mswait(1500);
						get_head('Getting down with Jennie');
						lln('  `2After hours of passionate love making you get up,');
						lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
						sln('');
						sln('');
						log_line('  `%'+player.name+' was seen leaving `$Jennie\s Cabin `2whistling!');
						player.laid += 1;
						player.exp += player.level * 150;
						player.forest_fights += 2;
						player.cha += 10;
						mswait(2000);
						f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
						f.writeln('  `$'+player.name+', `2what were you doing at Jennie\'s Cabin?');
						f.close();
						good_bye();
					}
					else // jennie is horny, gets pregnant
					{
						say_slow2(' a totally naked Jennie!');
						lln('`0');
						say_slow2('  Jennie, invites you in and escorts you to her bed.');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  Without saying a word, she removes her nighty and');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  helps you out of your '+player.arm);
						sln('');
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
						mswait(1500);
						get_head('Getting Down with Jennie');
						lln('  `2After hours of passionate love making you get up,');
						lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
						sln('');
						say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
						sln('');
						sln('');
						player.laid += 1;
						player.exp += player.level * 150;
						player.forest_fights += 2;
						player.cha += 10;
						player.laid += 1;
						player.exp += player.level * 150;
						player.forest_fights += 2;
						player.cha += 10;
						player.kids += 1;
						log_line('  `$Jennie `2was seen at the Market today.  Has she gained weight?');
						log_line('  `2In other news, `%'+player.name+' `0looks a little worried!');
						mswait(2000);

						f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
						f.writeln('  `$'+player.name+', `2prepare to `4DIE! `2You knocked up my `$Jennie!');
						f.close();						
						good_bye();
					}
				}
				if(!did_jennie) { // just in case the math was wrong somewhere, lol
					amt = Math.round(player.exp/10);
					say_slow2('  smiling Jennie!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2She invites you in and pours you a cup of tea.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
					lln('  to town.');
					sln('');					
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `2For being polite you recieve `%'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2Your Charm increases by `$2');
					sln('');
					player.exp += amt;
					player.cha += 2;
					mswait(2000);										
					good_bye();	
				}
			break;
			
			case 1:  //jennie gets mad
				say_slow2('  a very angrey Jennie');
				sln('');
				sln('');
				lln('  `%Jennie `2promptly kicks you in the groin,');
				lln('  you fall to the ground, crying like a baby!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				sln('  She then, grabs you by you '+player.arm+' and');
				sln('  grags you off of her porch!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2After you recover, you get up and head back');
				sln('  to town.');
				sln('');
				lln('  On the way, you find `$100 Gold Coins');
				sln('');
				player.gold += 100;
				good_bye();					
			break;
			
			case 2: // jennie is not home
				say_slow2('  deafing silence!');
				lln('  `0');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  Jennie is not home!');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2You turn away from the door and head back to');
				lln('  with a glum feeling.');
				lln('');
				lln('  `%SOME WHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED');
				more_nomail();
				player.forest_fights += 2;
				player.exp += 100;
				player.cha += 1;
				good_bye();
			break;
		}
	}
	
	if(ch === 'W') {
		get_head('Breaking into Jennie\'s Cabin');
		lln('  `2You decide that knocking is above you so you');
		sln('  just open the door and walk in.');
		sln('');
	
		if(settings.clean_mode) react = random(2);
			else react = random(4);
			
		switch ( react ) {
			case 0: // jennie makes tea
				lln('  `2She is happy to see  you in and pours you a');
				sln('  cup of tea.');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2After a pleasant visit you decide to head back');
				lln('  to town.');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2For being a rude dick, you only recieve `%10 Experience.');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2Your Charm decreases by `$1');
				sln('');
				player.exp += 10;
				player.cha -= 1;
				mswait(2000);
				good_bye();
			break;
			
			case 1: // jennie  gets mad
				lln('  `%Jennie `0sees you, screams and grabs her `$Crystal Shard!');
				lln('  `0She lunges at you and strikes your `%'+player.arm);
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2You quickly turn and run out through the open door.`%');
				sln('');
				amt = player.hp_max - 1;
				player.hp = 1;
				say_slow2('  You Lose '+pretty_int(amt)+' HIT POINTS');
				sln('');
				sln('');
				log_line('  `%Jennie `0kicked `$'+player.name+'\'s `0ASS!');
				good_bye();
			break;
			
			case 2: // jennie is horney
				lln('  `%Jennie is just getting out of the wash barrel.');
				lln('  `0Her naked body shines as bright as an angel!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				say_slow2('  Jennie, invites you in and escorts you to her bed.');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  Without saying a word, she removes her nighty and');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  helps you out of your '+player.arm);
				sln('');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
				mswait(1500);
				get_head('Getting down with Jennie');
				lln('  `2After hours of passionate love making you get up,');
				lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED!');
				sln('');
				sln('');
				log_line('  `%'+player.name+' was seen leaving `$Jennie\s Cabin `2whistling!');				player.laid += 1;
				player.exp += player.level * 150;
				player.forest_fights += 2;
				player.cha += 10;
				mswait(2000);
				f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
				f.writeln('  `$'+player.name+', `2what were you doing at Jennie\'s Cabin?');
				f.close();
				good_bye();
			break;
			
			case 3: // jennie 3 some (choice)
				lln('  `2As you enter Jennie\'s Cabin you hear the sounds');
				lln('  `2of passionate love making coming from the bedroom');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `2Feeling boldly curious, you go to the bedroom door');
				lln('  and look in.  You see that Jennie is busy pleasuring');
				lln('  `$Seth Able!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				display_file(gamedir('/grabbag/menus.lrd'));
				mswait(2000);
				get_head('Being offered a threesome with Seth and Jennie');
				lln('  `2As you stand there taking in the spectacle, Jennie');
				lln('  catches you watching and invites you to join them.');
				sln('');
				lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept and join in');
				lln('  `2(`0D`2)ecline and head home');
				sln('');
				lw('  `2You decide to ... (`0D`2): `%');
				ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
				if('AD'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
					ch = 'D';
				}
				sln(ch);
				sln('');
				if(ch === 'D') {
					log_line('  `0HEAR YE! HEAR YE! `%'+player.name+' `0is an Honourable Warrior!');
					lln('  `2For whatever reasons, you decline the invitation');
					lln('  apologize for the intrusion and leave quietly.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2On you way back to town you find `%1000 Gold Coins');
					player.cha += 10;
					player.gold += 1000;
					player.exp += 100;
					good_bye();
				}
				else
				{
					lln('  `$You eagerly accept their invitation and jump in as fast');
				  	lln('  as you can!');
				  	sln('');
				  	lln('  `2After hours of wild and kinky sex, you get up');
				  	lln('  get dressed and head back to town.`%');
				  	sln('');
				  	say_slow2('  SOMEWHERE MAGIC HAS HAPPENED');
				  	mswait(1500);
				  	log_line('  `%'+player.name+' `2had fun with `$Seth `2and `$Jennie');
				  	f.writeln('  `%Seth Able:');
				  	f.writeln('  `%Jennie `2wasn\'t it fun playing with `$'+player.name+' `2last night?');
				  	f.writeln('  `%Jennie:');
				  	f.writeln('  `0Oh, Yes, Seth, it sure was! `$<wink>');
				  	f.writeln('  `%'+player.name+':');
				  	f.writeln('  `4** blushes **');
				  	f.close();
				  	player.laid +=2;
				  	player.exp += 1000;
				  	player.cha += 25;
				  	player.kids +=1; // but who's the daddy? you or seth ;-P
				  	good_bye();
				}
			break;
		}
		
	}
}

function veldore_cabin(trainer) {
	var ch = undefined;
	var vrand = undefined;
	var amt = undefined;
	get_head('Going to '+trainer.name+'\'s Cabin');
	lln('  `2You decide that making an univited visit to');
	lln('  `%'+trainer.name+'\'s Cabin `2seems like a good idea.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	get_head('Standing at '+trainer.name+'\'s Door');
	lln('  `2When you finally arrive you stop and contemplate');
		lln('  whether you should ... ');
		sln('');
		lln('  `2(`0K`2)nock on the door');
		lln('  `2(`0W`2)alk in like you\'re best friends');
		lln('  `2(`0H`2)ead back to town');
		sln('');
		lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$H`2): `%');
		ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
		if('KWH'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
			ch = 'H';
		}
		sln(ch);
		sln('');
		
		if(ch === 'H') {
			lln('  `2You figure that perhaps you should have');
			lln('  been a little bit more courteous and not');
			lln('  have just shown up uninvited!');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			amt = Math.round(player.exp/20);
			lln('  `0You gained `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience `2and `$1 Charm!');
			player.cha += 1;
			player.exp += amt;
			sln('');
			good_bye();
		}
		
		if(ch === 'K') {
			var curse = undefined;
			if(settings.clean_mode) curse = '`$IN TARNATION`%'; else curse = '`$THE FUCK`%';
			get_head('Knocking on '+trainer.name+'\'s Door');
			lln('  `2As a courteous Warrior, you politely knock');
			sln('  on '+trainer.name+'\'s door.');
			sln(' ');
			mswait(2000);
			lln('  `2After some time, the large wooden door slowly opens');
			lw('  and you can tell immdiately that '+trainer.name+' is ');
			lw('`%'); wait(); wait();wait();
			vrand = random(5);
			
			switch ( vrand ) {
				case 0:
					say_slow2(' drunk!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `%"WHAT '+curse+' DO YOU WANT, KID?"`0,'+trainer.name+' Yells.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `0Suddenly, right before your eyes, '+trainer.name+' changes');
					lln('  and turns into the Monster `6'+husband.name+'!');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0It draws it\'s `$'+husband.weapon+' `0and lunges at you.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0You draw your `$'+player.weapon+' `0and prepare to battle.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					battle(husband, false, false);
					sln('');
					lln('  `0'+trainer.name+', er I mean `6'+husband.name+' `0falls backwards.');
					lln('  You take the opportunity to get the hell out');
					lln('  of there as fast as you can!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0battled the drunk Monster `6'+husband.name);
					good_bye('frightening');
				break;
				
				case 1:
					say_slow2(' annoyed!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0'+trainer.name+' looks at you with a perturbed look on his face,');
					lln('  and asks `%"What '+curse+' do you want, kid?"');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2(`0J`2)ust wanted to say hello');
					lln('  `2(`0T`2)o Kick your ASS, '+trainer.name);
					lln('  `2(`0S`2)orry, I made a wrong turn');
					sln('');
					lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$J`2) `%');
					ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
					if('JTS'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
						ch = 'J';
					}
					sln(ch);
					sln('');
					
					switch ( ch ) {
						case 'J':
							lln('  `2Hey, '+trainer.name+ ', just saying hello!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							lln('  `6'+trainer.name+' `0looks at you oddly then and points');
							lln('  at the table in the corner of the room.');
							sln('');
							lln('  You sit down and look at him expectantly!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							guessing_game(trainer.name);
							sln('');
							lln('  `%"Well, that was fun, '+trainer.name+'.  We should do it');
							lln('  again sometime!"`0, you say as you get up and leave.');
							sln('');							
						break;
						
						case 'T':
							lln('  `2Fighting with '+trainer.name+'!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							sln('');
							battle(trainer, false, false);
							sln('');
							lln('  `0'+trainer.name+' `0falls backwards and hits his head on the table.');
							lln('  You take the opportunity to get the hell out');
							lln('  of there as fast as you can!');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0broke into `6'+trainer.name+'\'s `0cabin and attacked him');
							good_bye('great');
						break;
						
						case 'S':
							lln('  `%"Sorry, '+trainer.name+', I thought you were someone else!"`2,');
							lln('  you say as you turn and walk away.');
							sln('');
							player.forest_fights+=1;
							amt = player.level * 10;
							player.exp += amt;
							lln('  `0You earned '+pretty_int(amt)+' Experience');
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							good_bye();
						break;
					}
				break;
				
				case 2:
					say_slow2(' happy to see you');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0'+trainer.name+' looks at you with a happy look on his face,');
					lln('  and says `%"Hey, '+player.name+' come on in and have a drink"');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept');
					lln('  `2(`0S`2)ay thank you but leave');
					sln('');
					lw('  `2You decide to  ... (`$S`2) `%');
					ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
					if('AS'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
						ch = 'S';
					}
					sln(ch);
					sln('');
					
					switch ( ch ) {
						case 'A':
							get_head('Having a Drink with '+trainer.name);
							lln('  `2"After a few drinks and some laughs '+trainer.name+' says,');
							lln('  `%"Hey, kid, what do you want to do now?"');
							sln('');
							lln('  `2(`0A`2)sk for a place to sleep it off');
							lln('  `2(`0P`2)lay a game');
							lln('  `2(`0S`2)ay thank you and leave');
							sln('');
							lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$S`2) `%');
							ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
							if('ASP'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
								ch = 'S';
							}
							sln(ch);
							sln('');							
							switch ( ch) {
								case 'A':
								lln('  `2You if he has a comfortable place to lay down.');
								sln('');
								lln('  `%"Ya, sure, out in the barn if you want"`2, he says');
								sln('');
								more_nomail();
								sleep_here('v');
								break;
							}
						break;
						
						case 'P':
							lln('  `2I didn\'t hear what you mumbled, but');
							guessing_game(trainer.name);
							sln('');
							lln('  `%"Well, that was fun, '+trainer.name+'.  We should do it');
							lln('  again sometime!"`0, you say as you get up and leave.');
							sln('');
						break;
						
						case 'S':
							lln('  `%Um, no, sorry, but I really have to go, but thank you!"');
							lln('  `0you say as you turn around and leave.');
							sln('');
							lln('  `$You Gain '+pretty_int(player.level * 10)+' Experience!');
							player.exp += player.level * 10;
							sln('');
							more_nomail();
							good_bye();
						break;
					}
				break;
				
				case 3:
					say_slow2(' angry');
					sln('');
					lln('  `%"WHAT '+curse+' DO YOU WANT, KID?"`0, '+trainer.name+' Yells.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `0Suddenly, right before your eyes, '+trainer.name+' changes');
					lln('  and turns into the Monster `6'+husband.name+'!');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0It draws it\'s `$'+husband.weapon+' `0and lunges at you.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0You draw your `$'+player.weapon+' `0and prepare to battle.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					battle(husband, false, false);
					sln('');
					lln('  `0'+trainer.name+', er I mean `6'+husband.name+' `0falls backwards.');
					lln('  You take the opportunity to get the hell out');
					lln('  of there as fast as you can!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0battled the angry Monster `6'+husband.name);
					sln('');
					good_bye('frightening');
				break;
				
				case 4:
					say_slow2(' busy');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `%"Hey, '+player.name+' nice to see you but I am very busy!"`0,');
					lln('  '+trainer.name+' says.  `%Come visit me at Turgons Training Camp."');
					sln('');
					lln('  `$You Gain '+pretty_int(player.level * 10)+' Experience');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					good_bye('disappointing');
				break;
			}	
			
			more_nomail();
			good_bye();
		}
		
		if(ch === 'W') {
			if(settings.clean_mode) curse = '`$IN TARNATION`%'; else curse = '`$THE FUCK`%';
			get_head('Breaking into '+trainer.name+'\'s Cabin');
			lln('  `2You decide that knocking on a Warrior\'s door');
			lln('  is beneath you, so you walk in like you own the');
			sln('  place.  As you stand in the small front room you');
			lw('  see that `6'+trainer.name+'`2 is `%'); wait(); wait(); wait();
			sln('');
			vrand = random(5);
			
			switch ( vrand ) {
				case 0: // no one is home
					lln('  `0not even at home!  You take a minute to rummage through');
					lw('  his belongings and find `%');
					
					vrand = random(3);
					
					switch( vrand ) {
						case 0:
							lln('A DRAGONS TOOTH!');
							player.hp += 100;
						break;
						
						case 1:
							lln('AN AMULET OF ACCURACY!');
							player.amulet = true;
						break;
		
						case 2:
							lln('A FAIRY!');
							player.has_fairy = true;
						break;
						
						sln('');
						more_nomail();
						log_line('  `%'+trainer.name+' `0reported a break in at his cabin');
						good_bye();
					}
				break;
				
				case 1: // trainer is pissed ... battle
					say_slow2('  drunk!');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `%"WHAT '+curse+' DO YOU WANT, KID?"`0,'+trainer.name+' Yells.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `0Suddenly, right before your eyes, '+trainer.name+' changes');
					lln('  and turns into the Monster `6'+husband.name+'!');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0It draws it\'s `$'+husband.weapon+' `0and lunges at you.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0You draw your `$'+player.weapon+' `0and prepare to battle.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					battle(husband, false, false);
					sln('');
					lln('  `0'+trainer.name+', er I mean `6'+husband.name+' `0falls backwards.');
					lln('  You take the opportunity to get the hell out');
					lln('  of there as fast as you can!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0battled the drunk Monster `6'+husband.name);
					good_bye('frightening');					
				break;
				
				case 2: // trainer is busy ... sends you away
					sln('  busy honing his '+trainer.weapon);
					sln('');
					lln('  `%"Oh, sorry, I didn\'t mean to disturb you."`0, you say');
					lln('  as you turn and leave the way you came.');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					lln('  `%"HEY!"`0, '+trainer.name+' yells, `%"Thanks for dropping by,');
					lln('  sorry, I am little busy, I have a Big Training Session,');
					lln('  tomorrow, here, take something for your troubles!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					amt = player.level * 10;
					lln('  `6'+trainer.name+' `0hands you `$'+pretty_int(amt)+' `0Experience!');
					player.exp += amt;
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					good_bye();
					
				break;
				
				case 3: // trainer is cool ... drinks, offers sleep
					say_slow2('  happy to see you');
					sln('');
					sln('');
					lln('  `%"WHAT '+curse+' DO YOU WANT, KID?"`0,'+trainer.name+' laughs.');
					sln('');
					lln('  `0'+trainer.name+' looks at you with a happy look on his face,');
					lln('  and says `%"Hey, '+player.name+' come on in and have a drink"');
					sln('');
					lln('  `2(`0A`2)ccept');
					lln('  `2(`0S`2)ay thank you but leave');
					sln('');
					lw('  `2You decide to  ... (`$S`2) `%');
					ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
					if('AS'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
						ch = 'S';
					}
					sln(ch);
					sln('');
		
					switch ( ch ) {
						case 'A':
							get_head('Having a Drink with '+trainer.name);
							lln('  `2"After a few drinks and some laughs '+trainer.name+' says,');
							lln('  `%"Hey, kid, what do you want to do now?"');
							sln('');
							lln('  `2(`0A`2)sk for a place to sleep it off');
							lln('  `2(`0P`2)lay a game');
							lln('  `2(`0S`2)ay thank you and leave');
							sln('');
							lw('  `2You decide to ... (`$S`2) `%');
							ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
							if('ASP'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
								ch = 'S';
							}
							sln(ch);
							sln('');
							switch ( ch) {
							
							case 'A':
								lln('  `2You if he has a comfortable place to lay down.');
								sln('');
								lln('  `%"Ya, sure, out in the barn if you want"`2, he says');
								sln('');
								more_nomail();
								sleep_here('v');
							break;
				
							case 'P':
								lln('  `2I didn\'t hear what you mumbled, but');
								guessing_game(trainer.name);
								sln('');
								lln('  `%"Well, that was fun, '+trainer.name+'.  We should do it');
								lln('  again sometime!"`0, you say as you get up and leave.');
								sln('');
								break;
										
							case 'S':
								lln('  `%Um, no, sorry, but I really have to go, but thank you!"');
								lln('  `0you say as you turn around and leave.');
								sln('');
								lln('  `$You Gain '+pretty_int(player.level * 10)+' Experience!');
								player.exp += player.level * 10;
								sln('');
								more_nomail();
								good_bye();
							break;
							}
							}				
				break;
				
				case 4: // trainer is happy ... plays game
					lln('  pleasantly surprised');
					sln('');
					
					lln('  `6'+trainer.name+' `0looks at you oddly then points at');
					lln('  a table in the corner of the room.');
					sln('');
					lln('  You sit down and look at him expectantly!');
					sln('');
					more_nomail();
					guessing_game(trainer.name);
					sln('');
					lln('  `%"Well, that was fun, '+trainer.name+'.  We should do it');
					lln('  again sometime!"`0, you say as you get up and leave.');
					sln('');
					player.forest_fights+=3;
					lln('  `$YOU GAIN 3 FOREST FIGHTS');
				break;
			}
			
			more_nomail();
			good_bye();
		}
}

function get_head(str)
{
	lln('`r0`0`2`c  `%' + str);
	lln('`0-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-');
	sln('');
}

function search() {
	var found = '';
	var reward = 0;
	var trainer = undefined;
	if (player.level < 12)
	{
		trainer = get_trainer(player.level);
	}
	else
	{
		trainer = get_trainer(11);
	}
	
	get_head('Searching The Forest');
	lrdfile('FOREST');
	sln('');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2You decide that you\'d rather take your chances');
	sln('  searching for items other Warriors may have lost');
	sln('  while trudging through The Forest.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	walk();
	lln('  `2After some time, you stumble across something.');
	sln('');
	lw('  You stop, bend down and pick up `%.');
	wait(); wait(); wait();
	
	var sum_shit = random(11);
	
	switch ( sum_shit ) {
		case 0:
			reward = Math.round(player.hp / 2);
			say_slow2(' A DRAGON\'S TOOTH!');
			sln('');
			lln('  `2YOUR HIT POINTS INCREASE BY `$'+pretty_int(reward));
			player.hp += reward;
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2FOUND A DRAGON\'S TOOTH IN THE FOREST');
		break;
		
		case 1:
			reward = Math.round(player.hp / 10);
			say_slow2(' A RUSTY SWORD!');
			sln('');
			lln('  `0YOU LOSE `%'+pretty_int(reward)+' `0HIT POINTS');
			player.hp -= reward;
			player.weapon = 'Rusty Sword';
		break;
		
		case 2:
			say_slow2('  AN AMULET OF ACCURACY!');
			player.amulet = true;
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0Found an `$AMULET OF ACCURACY `0in The Forest');
		break;
			
		case 3:
			reward = player.level * Math.round(player.exp/10);
			if(player.sex === 'M') {
				say_slow2('  A MAP TO JENNIE\'S CABIN!');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				cabin_shit('Jennie');
			}
			else {
				say_slow2('  A MAP TO SETH ABLE\'S CABIN');
				sln('');
				more_nomail();
				cabin_shit('Seth');
			}
		break;
		
		case 4:
			player.exp += reward;
			say_slow2(' A MAP TO '+trainer.name.toUpperCase()+'\'S CABIN!');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			cabin_shit('Veldore');
		break;
		
		case 5:
			if(player.horse)
			{
				say_slow2(' A LOST CHILD!');
				player.kids += 1;
				log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2FOUND A MISSING CHILD IN THE FOREST');
			}
			else
			{
				say_slow2(' A HORSE!');
				player.horse = true;
			}
		break;
		
		case 6:
			say_slow2(' A LOST CHILD!');
			player.kids += 1;
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2FOUND A MISSING CHILD IN THE FOREST');
		break;
		
		case 7:
			if(player.has_fairy)
			{
				if(settings.clean_mode)
				{
					say_slow2(' A USED SNOT RAG!');
				 	lln('  `0YOU LOSE `%1 `0CHARM');
				}
				else
				{
					say_slow2(' A USED CONDOM!');
				  	lln('  `0YOU LOSE `%1 `0CHARM'); 
				}
					player.cha -= 1;
				}
			else
			{
				say_slow2(' A SLEEPING FAIRY!');
				player.has_fairy = true;
			}
		break;
		
		case 8:
			reward = player.hp_max * 5;
			say_slow2(' A POUCH WITH '+pretty_int(reward)+' GOLD COINS');
			player.gold += reward;
		break;
		
		case 9:
			reward = player.level;
			if(reward < 3) reward = 3;
			say_slow2(' A POUCH WITH '+pretty_int(reward)+' GEMS');
			player.gem += reward;
		break;
		
		case 10:
			lw('`4');
			say_slow2(' A SLEEPING MONSTER!');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			lln('  `0You startle the Monster awake.  It jumps to it\'s feet');
			lln('  and draws it\'s `6'+husband.weapon+' `0and lunges');
			lln('  at you yelling `%"Why you wake `6'+husband.name+'`%?"');
			sln('');
			more_nomail();
			battle(husband, false, false);
			log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `0startled the monster `6'+husband.name);
		break;
	}
	
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	good_bye();
}

function climb() {
	var reward = 0;
	var crand = undefined;
	get_head('Taking Your Chances');
	lln('  `0You look up at the ominous set of stairs rising before you.');
	sln('  As you take a deep breath you begin the strenuous climb.');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	sln('');
	sln('  After some time, you reach the platform at the top.');
	sln('  You look over the railing, the tree tops seem like');
	sln('  small plants!');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	sln('');
	sln('  You take another deep breath and reach your hand into');
	sln('  bag!  Suddenly, you feel something grab your arm and ');
	sln('  start pulling on it!  You feel your arm stretch, like ');
	lln('  it was an `$Rubber Band!`2');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	sln('');
	sln('  Just as you feel as though your arm is about to be pulled');
	lw('  out of it\'s socket, your hand touches something `%');
	wait(); wait(); wait();
	sln('');
	sln('');
	crand = random(10);
	
	switch ( crand ) {
		case 0:
			reward = 11 * player.hp_max;
		
			say_slow2('  YOU FOUND A POUCH WITH '+pretty_int(reward)+' GOLD IN IT!');
			player.gold += reward;
			if (player.gold > 2000000000) {
				player.gold = 2000000000;
			}
		break;
		
		case 1:
			reward = 2 + player.level;
			say_slow2('  YOU FOUND A POUCH WITH '+pretty_int(reward)+' GEMS IN IT!');
			player.gem += reward;
		break;
		
		case 2:
			reward = Math.round(player.exp / 5);
			say_slow2('  YOU FOUND '+pretty_int(reward)+' EXPERIENCE POINTS!');
			player.exp += reward;
		break;
		
		case 3:
			player.forest_fights += 3;
			say_slow2('  YOU FOUND 3 FOREST FIGHTS');
		break;
		
		case 4:
			player.pvp_fights += 1;
			say_slow2('  YOU SNATCHED UP 1 USER BATTLE');
		break;
		
		case 5:
			reward = Math.round(player.str / 10);
			if(reward < 1) reward = 1;
			player.str -= reward;
			if(player.str < 1) player.str = 1;
			lln('  YOU GOT BITTEN BY A VENUMOUS SNAKE!');
			more_nomail();
			say_slow2('  YOU LOSE '+pretty_int(reward)+' STRENGTH');
		break;
			
		case 6:
			reward = Math,round(player.exp / 10);
			player.hp += reward;
			lln('  YOU GRABBED AN EMPTY POUCH!');
			more_nomail();
			say_slow2('  YOU LOSE '+pretty_int(reward)+' EXPERIENCE');
		break;
		
		case 7:
			reward = player.hp + player.level;
			player.hp += reward;
			say_slow2('  YOU FOUND '+pretty_int(reward)+' HIT POINTS');
		break;
		
		case 8:
			reward = player.level;
			player.cha += reward;
			
			if(player.sex === 'M') {
				say_slow2('  YOU FOUND A DINNER INVITATION FROM VILOET!');
				var say1_lognow = '  `5'+player.name+' `2got laid by `5Violet!';
			} else {
				say_slow2('  YOU FOUND A DINNER INVITATION FROM SETH!');
				var say1_lognow = '  `5'+player.name+' `2got laid by `$Seth Able!';
			}
			if(settings.clean_mode) {
				sln('');
				say_slow2('  YOUR CHARM GOES UP BY ' + pretty_int(reward));
			} else {
				sln('');
				lln('  `2You accept the invitation.  After 2 hours of');
				lln('  great sex you feel invigorated!');
				more_nomail();
				lln('  `0YOUR CHARM GOES UP BY ' + pretty_int(reward));
				player.laid += 1;
				log_line(say1_lognow);
			}
		break;
		
		case 9:
			if(player.horse) {
				say_slow2('  YOU FOUND A MISSING CHILD!');
				log_line('  `5'+player.name+' `2FOUND A MISSING CHILD IN THE FOREST!');
				player.kids += 1;
			} else {
				say_slow2('  YOU FOUND A HORSE');
				player.horse = true;
			}
		break;
		
	}
	sln('');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
	good_bye();
}

function good_bye(what) {
	if(what === undefined) what = 'fun';
	sln('');
	lln('  `2You have had a `$'+what+' `2visit to the Grab Bag today.');
	sln('');
	lw('  You continue your on you way back to `4');
	wait(), wait(); wait();
	say_slow(' The Realm!');
	mswait(1000);
	exit(0);
}

function whats_this() {
	get_head('What is The Grab Bag');
	lln('  `0The Grab Bag is a simple IGM that presents');
	lln('  random events.  It could be a very fast played');
	lln('  game where all you get is a quick reward or get');
	lln('  hit with a penalty and lose something.');
	sln('');
	lln('  If you are lucky, you will find a map, which, then');
	lln('  offers more rewards or a penalty, more dialogue,');
	lln('  a chance to get laid, have a baby, find a place');
	lln('  for the night, battle a Monster, or even battle');
	lw('  `4T`%he `4R`%ed `4D`%ragon`0!');
	sln('');
	more_nomail();
}

var grabbagDefs = [
	{
		prop:'day',
		type:'SignedInteger',
		def:-1
	},
	{
		prop:'can_play',
		type:'Array:150:Boolean',
		def:eval('var aret = []; while(aret.length < 150) aret.push(true); aret;')
	}
];

function run_maint(b)
{
	var i;

	for (i = 0; i < b.can_play.length; i++) {
		b.can_play[i] = true;
	}
	b.day = state.days;
	b.put();
}

// globals
var bs;
load('array.js'); // probably no longer needed
var mnum = undefined;
// end globals

function main()
{
	'use strict';
	var ch;
	var b;
	var i;
	var what = 'exp';
	foreground(2);
	background(0);

	get_head('`$The Grab Bag `%'+gbv);
	
	if (!dk.console.ansi) {
		sln('  NOTE:  The \'arcade\' sequences in this IGM *REQUIRE* ANSI terminal');
		sln('  support.  Things will look out of wack in your current settings.');
		sln('  You can switch to ANSI inside of LORD by pressing 3 from the main');
		sln('  menu.  You just better hope your terminal supports it...');
		sln('');
	}

	bs = new RecordFile(js.exec_dir+'grabbag.dat', grabbagDefs);
	js.on_exit('bs.locks.forEach(function(x) {bs.unLock(x); bs.file.close()});');
	if (bs.length < 1) {
		b = bs.new();
	}
	else {
		b = bs.get(0);
	}
	
	if (b.day != state.days) {
		run_maint(b);
	}
	
	if(user.is_sysop || dk.system.mode === 'local') // allows for sysop to always be able to play for testing IGM
	{
		//player.sex = 'M'; // remove this, it is only for testing M/F
		player.forest_fights = player.forest_fights + 1;
		player.hp = player.hp_max + 1;
		b.can_play[player.Record] = true;
	}
	
	if(!b.can_play[player.Record] || player.forest_fights < 1) {
		lln('  `2As you, begin your journey, you suddenly feel confused,');
		sln('  it seems you have forgotten how to get there. You turn');
		sln('  around and head back to town.');
		sln('');
		lln('  `$Maybe Tomorrow `2you\'ll remember the way!');
		sln(''); 
		more_nomail();
		good_bye();
	}
	
	b.can_play[player.Record] = false;
	b.put();

	if(settings.clean_mode) { lln('  `0Clean Mode is `$ON `0'); sln(''); }
	else
	{
		sln('');
		lln('  `0Clean Mode is `$OFF`0');
		sln('');
		lln('  `0With clean mode `4OFF `0things can get');
		lln('  a bit graphic in here!');
		sln('');
		lw('  (`$C`0)ontinue (`4L`0)eave? `%');
		ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
		if('CL'.indexOf(ch) == -1) ch = 'C';
		sln(ch);
		sln('');
		if(ch === 'L') {
			lln('  `2I understand!');
			sln('');
			player.forest_fights += 2;
			good_bye();
		}
	}

var done = false;
while(!done) {	// let's player view instructions without kicking them out as though they played
	get_head('The Grab Bag '+gbv);
	lln('  `2Feeling lucky, you decide to take a chance to score');
	sln('  some free stuff.  It\'s a long journey and you are rather');
	lln('  tired when you finally arrive at `$The Grab Bag.');
	sln('');
	lln('  `2(`0C`2)limb the stairs');
	lln('  `2(`0S`2)earch the forest instead');
	lln('  `2(`0W`2)hat is This');
	lln('  `2(`0H`2)ead back to town');
	sln('');
	lw('  `2You decide to... [`0C`2] :`%');
	ch = getkey().toUpperCase();
	if ('HCSW'.indexOf(ch) == -1) {
		ch = 'C';
	}
	sln(ch);
	sln('');
	if (ch === 'H') {
		lln('  `2You decide maybe you should earn your rewards the Warrior\'s Way');
		sln('  and head home.');
		sln('');
		more_nomail();
		player.forest_fights += 1; // why punish them for not playing?
		good_bye('boring');
	}
	if (ch === 'C') {
		climb();
		good_bye();
	}
	if (ch == 'S') {
		search();
		good_bye();
	}
	
	if (ch == "W") {
		whats_this();
	}
}	
}
/*
sln('');
get_head('`$The Grab Bag '+gbv+' by mortifis\r\n  `2An IGM for `4L`%egend `4O`%f the `4R`%ed `4D`%ragon `$V'+ver);
sln('');
lln('    `0Credits to: `$Seth Able Robinson for creating LORD!');
lln('    `0Stephen Hurd (Deuce)');
lln('        `$For porting LORD to JS');
lln('    `0Rob Swindell (Digital Man)');
lln('        `$For Authoring SBBS');
lln('        `$    Helping me with all things SBBS')
lln('        `$    Kindly putting up with me for 25+ years');
lln('    `0echicken `$For helping me learn JS');
sln('');
lln('`6');
say_slow2('  I put these credits in here because Seth Able said ');
lln('`%');
say_slow2('  "Credit me in your IGM or I will, uh ... send someone');
sln('');
say_slow2('   to break your thumbs!"');
sln2('');
more_nomail();
*/

if(argv[0] == 'w') wake_up();  // sleeping at either seth's or jennie's
if(argv[0] == 'v') wake_up_at_veldores();

if (argc == 1 && argv[0] == 'INSTALL') {
	var install = {
		desc:'`$T`0he `$G`0rab `$B`0ag`2',
	}
	exit(0);
}
else {
	if (player.level === 1)
	{
		mnum = random(10);
	}
	else
	{
		if (random(6) !== 2)
		{
			mnum = ((player.level-1)*11)+random(10);
		}
		else
		{
			mnum = (random(player.level) * 11) + random(10);
		}
	}

	var husband = load_monster(mnum); // sets up monster battle and nymph husband

	main();
	exit(0); // most routines end with good_bye();
}

